OH MY GOODNESS

I hope that title got you excited. Because, you know, this will be THE most exciting blog you will ever read.

Topic: ZOMBIES THAT RIGHT I SAID ZOMBIES.

Does anyone know any good zombie movies? My friend Kari and I just watched Resident Evil and Resident Evil Apocalypse (No, although I'm familiar with them, I don't play the games. You want me to crap my pants?! What is WRONG with you people?!?!!). I thoroughly enjoyed them. I mean, they didn't scare me- but boy, those reanimated corpses. Can't get enough of them. Ah, Milla Jovovich. What a girl.

We decided to get together often and watch as many zombie movies as we can. We shall form the Zombie Club. This includes classifying the reanimated with my wonderful Zombie Emergency Response Operations kit. My Zombie Survival kit. It comes with classification cards. The zombies in that movie were CLASS 1. THAT'S RIGHT. THE MOST DANGEROUS KIND. Such an activity may include spoofing some zombie movies, making such masterpieces such as Resident Medieval.

'Good Lord, he's turned into an Amphisbaena! Get the quarterstaff!'

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That's not funny.

You know, I think if I was a survivor in that situation, I would just kill myself. Actually, I wouldn't be a survivor. I'd turn undead pretty quickly, because I'm far too pathetic to fend off the incoming peril.

IN OTHER NEWS

Rest in Peace Billy Mays.

IN OTHER OTHER NEWS

Give me some good Zombie film recommendations.

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