The Spoils of Christmas Past

Things I got because I'm materialistic and selfish and North American:

1. 8 pots of my favourite Directions Hair Colour. Colours: Flamingo Pink, Carnation Pink, Mandarin, Spring Green, Turquoise, Bright Daffodil, White Toner (for when FINALLY this old hair colour will wash out and I can bleach it white. GAH.), and Violet. I was running dangerously low on colours and I really only had blues and red left.

2. An Emery sized guitar! Emery is my BJD. That's Ball-Jointed Doll. He's beautiful. I'm sure I've said that before, but whatevs.

4. Gift cards to Cineplex, iTunes, and Kildonan Place.

5. A cumulative 120 dollets in earth monies. Dollet. Final Fantasy VIII. Dollet. Ha ha. That's funny.

OKAY ANYWAY

Okay Anyway.

I'm going to start a band.

Called, 'Okay Anyway'.

Our number one hit will be a cover of the Pokemon theme song.

In the new year, I'm going to start blogging about real things.

The Things I Like About Christmas:

1. It starts for me on the 24th.
2. It is yummy.
3. Puppy Chow.
4. Presents.
5. Meow.
6. It's beautiful.
7. Jesus.
8. I took a nap under the tree today. With my cats. :)
9. I wished for a boyfriend for Christmas. Jesus OR Santa, you'd better deliver.
10. The Christmas specials on television are hilarious.
11. ... These keep getting worse and worse.
12. What's the difference between a duck?
13. One leg is the same as the other.
14. Christmas.

There you have it. Everything you need to know about why Christmas is the best. AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE.





And on a side note, something that has been scaring me lately:

Something about my cats.

My cats are wonderful. They are perfect. They are unique. They are warm. They are both 17 lbs. They are the best duo ever, although they hate each other.

Jack pooped on the couch.

HE POOPED ON THE COUCH! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!??!??!

That's all for now. I'll add more later, when I have more time.

Love, Jenna,
Jack , and
Chloe.