Something Important I Would Like to Discuss.

I would like to discuss emo kids. I mean, the ones that force themselves into the gloomy disposition of the stereotypical emotional. You know the ones. The ones who, when you ask them how they feel about rainbows, say, "I'd like them better if they were.... Black." and swoop their hair to the side (actual example).

Maybe not necessarily 'emo' (what an outdated term. What is this, 2006?), but that whole subculture of teenagers who complain about their lives, have extended Facebook names, if boys, dress like girls, and if girls, look like little boys who look like girls.

I would like to ask a question regarding these children: Why do you claim to thrive in the darkness when all of your profile pictures and albums are of you making out and saying how much you love your girlfriend? Do you pretend to be one, or are you just a living, breathing oxymoron? Discuss.

A Message On Homework For People Who Feel They Need Some Motivation

I am here today to give people some advice about their homework.

I put off my math homework all week because I was planning on doing it today, because I didn't think I was going along to the family gathering, because my parents said I didn't have to. Then this morning my dad was like, 'We're all going to go instead', and I was like, 'EF', so now, I think I just won't do my homework. It doesn't help that my math teacher is a douche, but that's okay. I'll survive. I have three months left, so if I really cared about getting my mark up (It's at a comfortable 68. As long as it doesn't get any lower), I could. Not that math matters to me at all. See? I really don't care about things as much as anyone else.

The moral is, if you care about your marks, don't put off homework until the last day. Because something WILL come up that you think you have gotten out of. Put it off to the second last day at least.

Now, in the words of Ness' mother, "Eat some [food] and scoot up to bed!". The best parts about that is, you can enter anything you want as your favourite food. "Eat some babies and scoot up to bed!"